Thursday, August 16, 2012

Wobbly times number 153




REFUSE THE ROLE
by Mike Ballard

What if you were given
power over others
Would you get your kicks
at their expense
or would you
refuse the role
refuse the role
You have the will
and there’s a way
Refuse the role
refuse the role
What if you were treated
to abuse and active scorn
Would you get your satisfaction
blowing master’s horn
loyal to humiliation
like a Pavlov’s dog
or would you
refuse the role
refuse the role
The roles we are
assigned to play
just keep us
in our
slave-like ways
refuse the roles
refuse the roles
Live free
Live wild
Associate as equal mates
in one big union free
and don’t let the bosses
put you down
refuse to roll
refuse their roles 
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originally published in 

FANNING DISCONTENT'S FLAMES
Australian Wobbly Poetry, Scurrilous Doggerel, and Song
1914-2007
                                  

Friday, August 3, 2012

Wobbly times number 152


Fighting Gonzales
Set San Diego, California, 1959


There was a trace of fog in the air from the night before.  Jack awoke to another cool, grey morning, knowing that temps would jump to the sunny seventies by eleven or so.  It was 6:30 am just another April school day.  His mom was calling to him from the kitchen where she was already  busying herself with breakfast for the family. 

His dad was eating his bacon, eggs and toast washing his breakfast down with milk, about ready to leave for work.  From his bedroom down the hall, Jack could only hear his parents as a low, mumbling murmur.  He didn’t bother  trying to decipher what it was they were speaking about or even to look down the hall, which he could easily do from his bedroom.  Undoubtedly, whatever they were saying was irrelevant.  At least to him, it was irrelevant.  When they wanted his attention, they usually yelled in his direction.  The sound of crickets combing their legs together held more interest for him than eavesdropping his parents’ buzz.  At least crickets were soothing  Most things that people his parent’s age did were of little consequence and sometimes, irritating to Jack. 

His father drove a delivery truck for Sparklett’s Water, all dressed-up in a uniform.   The cap had a shiny, brown, patent leather brim.  Jack’s dad wore this outfit on his route.  Shoes were the employee’s own choice, as long as they were brown leather with brown laces. 

Delivering bottled water was a heavy lifting job.  His pop had to lift a five gallon glass bottle, filled with water from the loading rack of the truck and then, heave it across his shoulder.  He’d deliver it into one of the suburban residences or local businesses.  Carrying the empties back out to the truck was much easier.  His father mentioned once, during a  commercial break on TV, that he was sometimes  able to take two empties at the same time back to the truck.  “Work could be done faster”, he said.  “Attitude is key.” 

But Jack’s attitude was none too good.  In fact, he prided himself on cultivating a bad attitude.  Bad got mixed up with cool and cool got mixed up with bad.  So, to be bad was to be good in Jack’s youngish lexicon.  That’s the way things worked in Jack’s world.  He had little idea of why his father went to work for Sparklett’s--other than for the money.

Sparklett’s was non-union of course.  Jack’s dad didn’t mind one little bit.  In fact, he preferred matters that way.  He was proud to be an individual.   He distrusted organization.  Organization meant bureaucracy and bureaucracy meant the death of individual freedom.  Among other things, Jack’s father staked a claim to having seen the movie version of “1984" on TV. 



Peter Goetz was a  working-class Republican of the Eisenhower era, meaning that his voting behaviour was a form of brand loyalty rather than a choice of social/economic policy or expression of satisfaction or dissatisfaction. He kept voting for one brand of political party for the same reason that he kept buying one brand of car, soda, fast food, or for that matter, going to the same church - because this was what he was familiar with.   Evaluating all available options and making a rational decision was not the way he did things.   Like most of his fellow workers, Peter was not a rational utility maximiser. Instead, he was a  transaction cost minimizer and ex-post facto rationalizer. He wouldn’t necessarily go for what could give him maximum gain. Instead, he went for what required minimum effort in the here and now.    He told himself, and everyone else who’d listen, what he did was, “a good deal” for himself and for his family.

In order to distinguish himself from his parents, in short, to rebel, Jack developed a fascination for Nazis.  He figured that they’d gotten a rotten deal.  He saw through the phoniness of it all when he watched movies on TV.   TV stations were incessantly mining their stocks of World War II  films.   “Victory at Sea”, one of Jack’s favourites, was another matter.  Be that as it may, in the Hollywood and British versions of filmed fiction,  German soldiers were almost always bumbling about with single shot rifles.  To be sure, they had cooler helmets and uniforms, but pulling the bolt back to put another round in the chambre of their Mausers made them look too dumb.  Meanwhile, G.I.s would be shooting bullets one after the other from their M1s.  Result: busloads of dead Germans.  “Highly unlikely,” Jack thought.  Very few Americans ‘bought it’ in the films Jack saw on TV.  It was all so unfair and probably another deception foisted on the young by his parents’ generation.  That’s what Jack thought.  Anyway, the Germans were clearly the ‘underdog’.   Instinctually, Jack felt an affinity for underdogs. 

He remembered his father telling him once, “The Nazis were just a bunch of gangsters.  They were just a bunch of thugs.”  That statement alone made it possible for Jack to admire Frank Nitti when it came time for the next “Untouchables” episode on TV and may have had the direct effect of making “The Godfather” an essential movie going rite of passage for himself later in life. 

His pop also told him that when he worked at the Ryan aircraft assembly plant during the war, he got to look at two or three captured German planes.  The company brought them in so that their employees could examine them and compare quality.  His dad said that he noticed that the workmanship was, “shoddy”.  “Japs made their planes the same way”, he said.  Jack could believe it about the Japs, but the Germans? 

Jack spitefully maintained his interest in the Nazis even after this ‘little talk’.  He continued to suspect that Germans were not as clumsy and stupid as the Hollywood movies made them out to be.  Certainly, they could never have been as evil as the movies portrayed them.  Yet, after his dad’s anti-Nazi spiel, he became suspicious of the Germans as well.  Maybe there was something to the anger adults felt and were still feeling against them, the Japs and even the Italians. 



Jack’s dad loved Westerns and war movies, anything where the rebelliously tinged hero wound his way successfully through the obstacles which crum-bums, rotten no-goods, Mexicans and other undesirables put in his way .  Both his mom and dad would sit down together and watch “Gunsmoke” and “Have Gun Will Travel” once a week.  They were prime-time shows.   “Dragnet” was prime-time too:  the fifties reality show where, “only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.”   For a change of pace, there were “The Twilight Zone” and “The Honeymooners”.  Jack liked watching TV with his parents, although he was sometimes frustrated with their channel choices. 

On Sundays, the family went to worship in the protestant church of their choice.  They were exercising, what they believed to be, a fundamental American freedom.   They worshipped a  fellow Jack’s pop called,  “the good Lord”.  

Jack reckoned that going to church was not freedom.  It was a tedious exercise which involved hanging out with the odious Sunday school crowd.  Sunday school teachers and their lame attempts at something they called ‘moral instruction’ made him sleepy.  “How,” he thought, “could the ‘good lord’ send an angel of death to kill all of Egypt’s first born children?”

“What the heck was good about killing babies?”

Jack would always brighten up when the Sunday school teacher started handing out  little brochures to be taken home.  This act meant the end was near and lunch was at hand.

Jack imagined that his parents felt themselves to be very honest, decent people, even though his dad didn’t like pushy Jews or dirty people.  It seemed, especially in Jack’s father’s eyes, that the darker the person was, the more likely the person in question would be corrupt, slovenly, dishonest, generally disorganized and most likely, unemployed. 

Jack’s father traced his European roots to the Netherlands.  People were white and clean in Holland–no crum-bums.  Jack noticed that in the movies he watched on TV about the war, the Nazis had some of the same attitudes which his father exhibited.  “The poor quality of workmanship in German fighter aircraft was most likely due to Nazi thuggery plus, their bureaucratic organization,” Jack thought.

His mom was not quite so concerned with the darker people as with preservation.  According to Jack’s dad, that was because, “..she never goes out very much.”  She had encased all her cloth-covered furniture in plastic.  To her, this was an ingenious act of tidiness.  It followed that if seat covers were good for the car, they were even more needed for home furniture. 

Light was a fact of Nature which greatly disturbed Jack’s mother.  Light, especially sunlight, tended to make furniture colours fade.  It also affected the carpet.  As a consequence, both were covered over with sheets of protective plastic.  To be sure, it was clear plastic.  Unfortunately, clear plastic sheeting did allow light to fade material.  Therefore, it was thought best by Jack’s mom to shut off all but a few lights and to draw the curtains after Jack’s dad left for work.  That way, their home would be sparkling clean for the evening when they sat on the furniture to watch TV.

Jack was ready to take the plunge.  He had been in bed up to the last moment possible.  Like his father, Jack had a timetable to meet.  He pulled the covers from his body.  He sat up, then wheeled his legs around whereupon, he put his feet on to the cold linoleum floor.  He felt hurriedly under the bed for his slippers.  “Ah yes, there they are,” he told himself as he grabbed one, then the other from the position that he’d left them in the night before. 



“Jack!  Get in the shower!  You’ve only got half an hour before your bus comes,” his mom bellowed from the kitchen. 

“All right ma,” he yelled down the hall.  He got up and slipper-shuffled into the bathroom, looking at himself, flexing his biceps in the long mirror as he passed on the way to the shower.  His tan was fading and his hair was messed up. He’d work on his tan this summer.  His hair didn’t matter at this moment. 

He still had a pee hard-on, so he propped himself up against the wall to face the toilet and angled his penis towards the toilet bowl.  “A bean’s a bean but a pee’s a relief,” he recited under his breath with a slight grin.  Somehow, that aphorism hadn’t left his head since he first learned it on a school field trip at age seven.  (An image of the inside walkway within a dark train carriage passed through his head-- then it vanished).  Jack tried to remember, but his dreams melted away as he tried to grasp them.

When he’d finished urinating, he turned the shower on.   Hot first, then he started mixing in the cold and when that was ready, he stepped in tub. 

First, he stood directly under the shower and scrubbed his hair with Head & Shoulders Shampoo.  He dug his nails, hard into his scalp as the lather plopped into the tub water.  As he shampooed, he planned his attire–today, his black turtleneck.  He didn’t want a bunch of dandruff falling on his shoulders.  He let the clear, strong stream rinse his hair thoroughly. 

Jack had yet to learn the social benefits of deodorant.  He wasn’t  quite sure why it was that people put “that shit” on.  Didn’t seem natural to him.  He racked it up to another inane adult behaviour which people copied without knowing why.  But he, he knew about Head and Shoulders and about putting Clearasil on his pimples.  Jack didn’t have many of them.  He scrubbed his back and face too hard with Lifeboy for that.  When a blemish erupted, he immediately applied a small mound of Clearasil directly to it.   Sometimes, for the really serious eruptions, he used his dad’s Pragmatar.  

He peered out through the clear, plastic shower curtain. There it sat, near the sink with the lid off, all white and shiny in a squat, green jar.  “God, that stuff stinks!” he thought as he washed his torso completely clean.  Then, he turned the water off, got out of the shower, got a nice, fluffy towel to dry himself and proceeded to his bedroom to get dressed:  jeans, turtleneck, sneakers.  On his way to breakfast, he went back to the bathroom to put some Clearasil on a pimple he’d just noticed popping up on his cheek. 

“Jack?”

“Yeah ma,” he yelled from the bathroom.

“Do you want one egg or two?”

“Two eggs, ma.”



Jack sauntered into the kitchen and sat down for breakfast.  His dad had already left.  Jack scarfed down the bacon, eggs and toast in a matter of a minute and like his father, washed it all down with a cold glass of milk.  He got up from the table and went back to his bedroom to get his books and binder. 

“Ok ma, I’m off.” 

“Jaaack!”

“Yeah ma.”

His mother stopped him in the hallway.  She had a worried look on her face.  “Jack, your father says that you should be looking for a job this summer.”

“Ah come on, ma, it’s only April.  Summer is a long way off.”

“Your father says that now is the time to be looking.”

“Oh jeez, ma.”

“I want you to go to the school counsellor and ask her if she knows where 15 year olds can look for summer jobs.”

“Ah ma.”

Jack...” she said with that special raised eyebrow.  The expression on her face indicated, she meant it.

“Ah ok, ma.” 

“Good then.  Hurry up.  You’ll be late for the bus.”

Jack left the house and walked briskly down the sidewalk towards the bus top on Cabrillo Mesa Drive.  After about ten steps, he stopped, made a u-turn and went back to the house.  He walked in with a deep breath.

“Jack!  What are you doing here?  You know the bus is coming.” his mother said as she pulled the drapes shut.

“I just want to say that if he touches me, I’m going to hit him hard.”  Jack felt his muscles tense.

“Peter only wants what’s right for you,” his mother said quickly.

Jack could tell that she was afraid.  He’d never seen that look before.  He retreated.  “Ok ma.  Just tell him not to touch me.”  And then, he turned and went back out the door, walking briskly toward the curb where the V-bus stopped to pick up kids on their way to Linda Vista Junior High.  He’d never liked the idea that his mother had re-married.


There weren’t any blacks in Cabrillo Mesa.  Most of them went to school  in Logan Heights.  “Man, that’s a bad-ass neighbourhood,” Jack thought.  He’d never been there.  He didn’t have to go there.  He knew.  It was simple.  Blacks were badass-mohz.

As he approached the stop, he saw the usual bunch: James, Susie, Claire, Don, Roger and Roger’s brother Randy.  Louis, pronounced ‘lew-ee’, was there too.  Louis Chavez was a Mexican, different from the majority.  The kids were all milling about, mostly making comments about the previous night’s TV episode of “Zorro”.  Jack noticed the hair under Claire’s arm  “She must be Italian,” he thought.

“I like it when he does that zip-zip,zip, zip thing with his sword, man,” Louis said

Yeah man, that’s so bad,”  Randy said.

“You know it,” Jack added.

Roger Toosher was on his haunches, expertly blowing smoke rings into the quiet air.  “Marlboro is the coolest brand.  No doubt about it,” Jack thought.  He checked and confirmed that Roger had the hard pack.  Susie quickly glanced at Roger.  His shirt was open, three buttons from the top, his belt buckle was  secured at the second loop from the button-front of his jeans, his hair fanned large on top of his head like some Spartan warrior.  He wore a waist length, tan cloth jacket over white t-shirt and jeans.

The guys listened intently as Roger taught them the art of blowing rings.  Roger and his brother Randy were outsiders.  They’d only moved to Cabrillo Mesa a year ago.  Still, they were an impressive pair because everybody knew they were, bad.  Word was that they had to move down from Idaho because Roger was a suspect in a local store robbery.  It was also rumoured that Roger and sometimes Randy, along with him, did  stuff at night, stuff that would get you sent to juvee, if the cops caught you.  Nobody knew what exactly the brothers did on these alleged sojourns.  There were only  rumours.  Truth was: nobody wanted to know for sure.  It was dangerous to ask.  Both Roger and Randy were known to be ready to throw punches at the first sign of an uncool move.

Randy took a hard pack of Marlboro’s out of his shirt pocket and  hit it deftly,  rhythmically, top-down on to the palm of his hand.

“Hey Essay, lemme bum a cigarette.” Louis more or less asked.  “Come on, man.  Don’t be cold.

Randy opened the package, throwing the cellophane down on the sidewalk, and got out a cigarette for himself and one for Louis. Louis wouldn’t have asked Roger.



Randy’s pack-to-hand ritual had  forced the tobacco hard against the filter, leaving the cigarette with an empty pocket, a one-sixteenth of an inch pack-down in the cylindrical  tip.  Randy cupped his hands into a perfectly windless bowl as he struck his match.  The paper lit quickly and the cigarette was burning. Then, he passed the match, with cupped hands, on to Louis.   They both took deep drags.  Randy pursed his lips flat then blew smoke between them in two, quick, audible breaths.  Louis let it out of both his nose and mouth, his words accented with smoke as he plaintively remarked, “Aw man....”

The V-bus turned the corner and started up Cabrillo Mesa Drive. 

“Shit,” Randy said as he took a long drag he could from his cigarette.

Jack impatiently nudged his arm, “Give me drag off that man.” 

Randy passed Jack the cigarette and then shot spit between his teeth onto the sidewalk.  No disrespect was meant.  Spitting was more akin to punctuation.   Jack took a long drag, then gently put the burning head out on the sidewalk and handed it back to Randy.  Randy smiled and put the butt back into his hard pack. He already had the teeth of a forty-year-old.. 

Randy’s  hair was shiny black.  It was combed back into a duck’s ass–a DA.  Hair tonic glistened from his ‘fenders’. His white face was pockmarked with small craters and occasional pink and red tipped pimples.

The bus stopped and the doors opened to a noisy interior, jammed with teenagers.  Jack and Randy showed their bus passes to the driver and pushed their way toward the back.  School bus riding wasn’t so bad.  It was always close quarters and sometimes a guy could cop a feel. Some of the kids in the back seat were signing “Charlie Brown” and “Yakety-Yak”.  Jack spotted Claire seated about three down from him toward the front, seemingly oblivious to the crowd.  She was amazing and so brown.  Even her hair was brown.  She was also developed.  Not like some of the girls.  Claire was special.   Claire had tits and fine, fine, superfine legs.  “She must be Italian,” Jack thought.  He really would have liked to see more movies with Steve Reeves, Gina Lolabridgida and Sophia Loren in them.  In the Sixties, he would turn more attention to “Playboy” ‘Playmates of the Month’, Monica Vita and eventually, the “Barbarella” version of Jane Fonda. 

The V-bus swayed round road curves.  It dipped at stop lights and jerked at take-offs.  The bus was so packed that Jack felt like it was going to flip over at times when the driver turned his steering wheel to the left and then, mercifully, to the right again.  Flesh fell against flesh.  At the halfway mark, the V-bus passed Sharpes Hospital.  Jack could never figure out why the hospital was named ‘Sharpes’.  Hell, he didn’t even know enough to ask the question.  For Jack, it was school now.  That’s what counted.  Getting to school and to classes and maybe having some fun in between and then coming home to watch TV. 

As soon as the bus parked outside the gray stucco building, the building that exemplified all that was LVJHS, Jack walked to the place where the badest guys would be gathered –those guys who would hang out at the steel horizontal bars, in the sand pit near the boys’ gym.   



Randy exited and quickly went his way, off to smoke at the periphery of the school grounds.  Sure, Randy was bad, but that kind of bad eventually meant trouble and Jack didn’t want that. The rule was that you couldn’t smoke on school property, but hey, cross the street and you could hang out with your crowd and smoke to your heart’s content, but only until the bell rang.  Once, about three months ago, Jack had ditty-bopped over to that side of the street.  He bummed a couple of drags.  “Hey man, give me a drag.”   He was able to gape at some real ‘Tijuana Bibles’, one with Wimpy fucking Olive Oil and another with Minnie giving Mickey a blow-job.   

But today, there were matters to prove–to himself and the others who would notice.  Jack had set himself a challenge.  He gripped the medium-sized bar and tried his latest–a kip.  He swung his legs behind and then forward and then jack-knifed his belly toward the bar.  The move was not successful.  He dropped back to the hanging position and held on to the bar for a moment, seemingly in contemplation of the sand.  Actually, he was bit frightened.  He tried again.  This time the kip succeeded and beautifully as well.  He decided to dismount, starting in the sit-around position. Sitting on the bar, he forced his head backwards, hanging on with his legs.  As he plunged towards a six o’clock somersault, he let go and landed feet-first, standing ankle-deep in sand. 

Some other guy stood at the base of the bars next, so Jack stood aside.  He’d had his turn.  He’d done it.  He’d done a kip.  Pride surged through his body. 

He stood at the edge of the pit and watched the others, all boys.  Anthony Ferguson was doing a cheery drop.   The horizontal bars stood high over the sand pit.  One mistake and you fell the wrong way.  It would no not be a soft landing either.  Tony positioned himself in the sit-around position after ‘kipping’ up to the top of the bar.  Then, he lay back and in a moment of perfect balance, legs straight out, head out the other direction board-straight, he shifted the weight of his body backward and flipped his feet over his head in a perfect dismount.  Like the ‘hock-circle’, Jack would never see the Cherry-drop done in any competition on TV, including the Olympics.

The bell rang school to a start.  Unlike his dad, Jack didn’t have to wear a uniform during school.  Catholic school kids did.  LVJHS was public.  Jack wore jeans a t-shirt and a khaki coloured Eisenhower jacket.  His hair was slick-combed back with Brylcreem.  He tried other hair tonics. Brylcreem was the coolest, especially as it was heavily advertised by the ‘Fearless Fosdick’.  Hah, what a cool thing it was to be combing Brylcreem in your hair in the morning–much better than Vitalis.  And it wasn’t greasy either.  It had something called ‘lanolin’ in it.  Nope, no greasy kids’ stuff for Jack.



First period was English with Miss Briggs.  Miss Briggs had wide hips.  Jack thought of her wide hips as he crossed the playing field towards the bungalow where English class was taught.  Miss Briggs must have been old,  like 29 or something.  She didn’t have much in the way of tits.  Practically, flat-chested, Miss Briggs was.  She did have a nice smile though and Jack felt that he learned a lot from her in class.  Jack wanted to learn.  He didn’t like wasting his time.  Miss Briggs would parade back and forth down the aisles of the classroom in her black, horn-rimmed glasses, her book close to her face as she read the lesson aloud in her long, tightly fitted dress.  Jack like her red one best.  Then, she’d put the book down at her side.  Yeah, that great side of hers... and ask questions about what she had just read.  And, yep, she’d be smiling.  What a joke.  Most of the kids couldn’t care less and they showed it.  Besides, most didn’t  really know.  It was more like they were pretending to be too smart to learn that kind of stuff–like we’ve got way more important things to think about, like maybe whose jacket Cheryl was wearing today.  Now that was something which mattered.  Cheryl was recognized as being one of the coolest chicks.  If she wore a guy’s jacket draped over her shoulders, it meant that they were ‘going steady’, a highly significant event.  Cheryl was wearing Frenchie’s jacket.  Frenchie was probably the worst student in school and also the baddest.  Word was that Frenchie would soon be transferred downtown to the tech-school.

After first period English, Jack was walking across the school ground to PE.  On the way, Pancho Gonzales started taunting him.  “What are you looking at, Goetz?  You think you’re bad or something?  Hey Goetz-lips.  Yo-mama wears combat boots.”  Pancho was a fat kid, but he was a fat kid who lived in Linda Vista, which meant that he was probably bad.   Jack ignored him.  Then, Gonzales got up close and said, “I’m choosing you off, Goetz.  Meet me across the road after school today.”   Jack just walked on.  Pancho stood there and laughed and yelled after him, “Don’t forget, mamma-hamma.”  Jack turned his back and said , “Forget you.”

“What’d you say mo-fug?”  faded into the background....

A crowd of kids had gathered.  There was no escape from their penetrating eyes.  If Pancho showed up across the road and Jack wasn’t there, they’d know that he had, “ H’d him out”. They’d know, because they’d all be there in that lot.   Jack just kept walking to PE class.  Pancho grinned triumphantly.

PE was always enjoyable for Jack.  He was pretty good at sports and today the coach was organizing games of flag football for the boys.  The girls went to a separate PE class.  Jack liked playing end.  He caught two touchdown passes during the class. 

After PE was lunch.  Jack got the brown paper bag containing the lunch his mother had made for him out of his locker and went back out to the sunshine of PE area.

 “Hmm, peanut butter and jelly,” he thought.  Jack stopped at the cafeteria to pick up some milk, to wash his sandwich down with.  After he woofed down the last crust, he got involved in a pick up game of softball.  Then, the bell rang and it was back to school–this time science class.  After that was history and then shop. 

As the day worn on, Jack felt his stomach churning with greater frequency.   He moved through crowds of students changing classes.  He felt detached.  He found it difficult to concentrate on what any of his teachers were saying.  In history, his favourite class, Mr. Evans asked him point blank in the middle of the lesson what year the battle of Actium occurred in.  As it happened, Mr. Evans had just a moment beforehand, read that date to the class.  Jack drew a blank.  Mr. Evans then asked Jack what the significance of the Battle of Actium was for Cleopatra.  But Jack hadn’t a clue.  During the whole class, he had one concern.  The fight played itself out again and again to different ends in his imagination, like some kind of psycho-dramatic scenario.

When the last bell rang, Jack found himself walking inexorably in the direction of the lot across the street where he knew Gonzales would be waiting and the crowds would be gathering.  He screwed up his courage.  It seemed, his palms were sweating blood.



Pancho’s girlfriend was on his arm.  Yolanda saw Jack first and squealed, “There’s the little white dickhead!”  Pancho looked in Jack’s direction.  Gonzales did not look quite as arrogant as he had on the playground that morning.  His jacket hung like a cape over his girlfriend’s shoulders.  She was smiling up at him. 

When Jack got within forty paces, he stopped.  The crowd formed a circle around the two, the middle emptying and milling back towards the circumference.  Pancho looked at Jack quizzically.  Jack removed his jacket and layed it softly on the dirt.  The two approached the centre.  Pancho threw the first blow, a hay-maker towards Jack’s head but Jack ducked.  Then he thrust forward and plowed head first into Pancho’s gut.  With an “Ooff!”  Pancho bent over.  The wind had been knocked out him.  Then Jack hooked his right foot over Pancho’s left foot while pushing the Mexican’s torso to the right and back.  Gonzales fell with a thud to the ground.  Jack turned and walked back towards his jacket.  Pancho got up ran towards Jack.  Hearing the quickened footsteps, Jack looked back over his shoulder.  Pancho was coming at him full speed at about one second to impact.  Jack started to run, but not soon enough.  Gonzales caught him from behind, around the neck with his fat left arm.  The pointed end of a beer can opener appeared rolled between the thumb and index finger of his right hand.  With it, Pancho tore an inch of flesh from Jack’s cheek.  Then, he let Jack slip from his grip.

Jack yelped with a ten-year old’s voice.  As he dropped into the dust cloud scuffed up by the fight, sirens wailed. 

“Get outta here, the fuzz!” a lone voice yelled from the stampeding herd of kids.

Jack was writhing and moaning in a fetal position.  His jacket lay ten feet in front of him.  Dust plumed thickly again as three police cars skidded into the vacant lot.

 


   



   


    

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Wobbly times number 151


ON RADICAL LIBERALISM



Radical liberals are the non-revolutionary left. They sometimes call themselves Greens, labor, socialist, communist, anarchist or some ideological subset of human identity; but they never advocate for social revolution.  As a plus, many radical liberals advocate reforms of the system of wage labour which give some of the collective product of labour, including some labour time, back to the producers of the wealth of nations.  Sometimes radical liberals even advocate for national liberation.  Specifically though, radical liberals never advocate for a change in the mode of production and exchange. 

Marx and Engels were social revolutionaries who advocated the abolition of the wage system, common ownership of the collective product of labour and production of wealth for use, with its distribution based on need e.g. communism. The defining characteristics of a social revolution are rooted in a change in the mode of production and exchange. Radical liberals content themselves with advocating reforms of the rule of Capital; but never the total obliteration of Capital as a social relation. They typically advocate a fair wage system with social justice and usually call it, 'being realistic'. With their political pragmatism in hand, they barrack for good rulers to replace evil rulers and, never for a free association of producers, democratically managing the whole the collective product of labour. The self-described anarchists and Communists amongst them sometimes advocate for an equality of wages, not the abolition of the wage system. Some radical liberals calling themselves libertarian socialists advocate for worker owned cooperatives to replace corporations with the aim of restoring fairness and social justice to the marketplace for commodities through genuine competition between enterprises of wage-slaves engaged in self-management, not an end to commodity production and sale and distribution of socially owned use-values on the basis of need. 

Radical liberalism dominates political, social and cultural discourse on the left.  With their identity politics in hand, they dream of ending racism, sexism, ageism, classism etc. while promoting environmentalism to achieve social justice under the rule of Capital.  For radical liberals, changing the mode of production is an out dated way to approach social justice, one which smacks of bureaucratic State socialism.  

Radical liberals may talk of revolution; but they haven't got a clue about what a social revolution from class dominated to classless society would entail in terms of sublating the capitalist mode of production, although many of the more reactionary amongst them advocate a return to pre-capitalist modes of production.  Radical liberals do not realise that the commodity itself is the building block of class ruled society.  As history of human social relations has demonstrated, the commodity undermines any attempt to maintain equal political power between all men and women.  

""We all rail against class distinctions, but very few people seriously want to abolish them. Here you come upon the important fact that every revolutionary opinion draws part of its strength from a secret convictions that nothing can be changed....So long as it is merely wishing class-distinction away. More exactly, it is necessarily that nothing can be changed...So long as it is merely a question of ameliorating the worker's lot, every decent person is agreed...But unfortunately you get no further by wishing class distinction away. More exactly, it is necessarily to wish them away, but your wish has no efficacy unless you grasp what it involves. The fact that has got to be faced is that to abolish class distinctions means abolishing a part of yourself. Here I am. a typical member of the middle class. It is easy to say that I want to get rid of class distinctions, but nearly everything I think and do is a result of class distinctions...I have go to alter myself so completely that at the end I should hardly be recognizable as the same person." - George Orwell

Capital, the modern form of class rule, is founded on wage labour. What is necessary to abolish classes is the abolition of the foundation upon which they are produced. I don't think Orwell grasped this; but he was touching on a fundamental aspect of the radical liberals' angst vis a vis abolishing class rule i.e. their own position in the hire-archy of Capital. I mean, a liberal who is well paid for her labour power is reluctant to embrace the notion that all labour is interdependent in the creation of wealth. Without the garbage man, the surgeon cannot find a clean hospital to do her work. But the surgeon is loathe to embrace the notion that quantity of her hours of labour should draw the same amount from society's collectively produced wealth as the garbage man's.


"Political economy--despite its worldly and wanton appearance--is a
true moral science, the most moral of all the sciences. Self-denial,
the denial of life and of all human needs, is its cardinal doctrine.
The less you eat, drink and read books; the less you go to the
theatre, the dance-hall, the public-house; the less you think, love,
theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc, the more you save--the greater
becomes your treasure which neither moths nor dust will devour--your
capital. The less you are, the more you have; the less you express
your own life, the greater is your alienated life--the greater is the
store of your estranged being."
(Karl Marx, Economic and Philosophical Manuscripts of 1844)


Social justice will never be achieved under the rule of Capital.  Capital is inherently a system of generalised commodity production with unequal political power between men and women of differing classes and even within those classes, as individuals within classes are stratified with varying dynamics of dominance and submission.  Social justice means equal political power between ALL men and women or it remains an meaningless abstraction.  Thus, the search for social justice via radical liberalism remains a mirage, an echo from the last stages of philosophical Idealism, the epoch of the revolutionary bourgeoisie.      

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Wobbly times number 150

On progressive nationalism

"The right of self-determination means that a nation may arrange its life in the way it wishes. It has the right to arrange its life on the basis of autonomy. It has the right to enter into federal relations with other nations. It has the right to complete secession. Nations are sovereign, and all nations have equal rights."  Stalin, Marxism and the National Question





To speak or write about 'nations' doing this or that or having rights is a prime example of reification.  Stalin was a revolutionary social democrat in 1913 when he wrote the above and like Stalin, most social democrats of the time thought similarly about the right of national self-determination.  The ever growing move away from promoting class conscious praxis for the abolition of the wage system, toward what might be called 'progressive nationalism' on the eve of World War I, demonstrates how far the socialist workers' movement which Marx and Engels had been part of, had been coopted and folded into the dominant ideas of the capitalist epoch through reified thinking in general and political opportunism in particular.  

As Marx critically observed about reification in The Holy Family Chapter VI

"Once man is recognised as the essence, the basis of all human activity and situations, only 'Criticism' can invent new categories and transform man himself into a category and into the principle of a whole series of categories, as it is doing now. It is true that in so doing it takes the only road to salvation that has remained for frightened and persecuted theological inhumanity. History does nothing, it “possesses no immense wealth”, it “wages no battles”. It is man, real, living man who does all that, who possesses and fights; “history” is not, as it were, a person apart, using man as a means to achieve its own aims; history is nothing but the activity of man pursuing his aims."

Nationalism is the political movement of the capitalist class (aka the bourgeoisie) to achieve domination of the producing classes through the establishment of its own political State.  The conception of national sovereignty for the capitalist class develops within and emerges from the womb of feudalism, the system the bourgeoisie sublates via political revolution.  Under feudalism, political power is held by the aristocratic class and sovereignty is in the hands of a monarch, aka the sovereign.  Thus, the 'right of national self-determination' is the political program of those rulers in waiting who wish to impose the wage system on the majority, the working class.    

Colonialism grew out of aristocratic class rule and the well learned historical examples for the projections of class power presented by the Romans, Greeks, Egyptians, Sumerian etc. slave owning classes.  The primary difference between the ancient domination of slave producers within empires, from feudalistic empire building, was the ever growing wealth and consequent political power of the capitalist class, a class which began to seethe and chafe under aristocratic rule as its colonialist mercantilism expanded in historical tandem with the closing of the commons by aristocrats in search of private sources of wealth.  Privatisation by class ruled governments is hardly a new concept.  Henry VIII made vagabond (read 'unemployed) peasants criminals, having them hanged along the roadsides of his kingdom. However, the major political-economic consequence of the closing of the commons was the ever growing employment of displaced peasants as wage-labourers, the workers who created the product of their collective labour as commodities, owned by the employing class and made available in markets for sale with a view to profit.  In the West, this roiling, ever wealth accumulating capitalist class began to show its political face in alliance with the landlord class in parliamentary institutions. In the ideological sphere the decline of feudalism was marked by the gradual decline of feudalist legitimising religions e.g. in Europe, the Catholic Church and with that decline, the rise of the Protestant movement with its work ethic and the ever dominating ideology, bourgeois individualism.  "Dieu et mon droit" was dying.

Whether or not it is labeled 'progressive', nationalist ideology is based on the notion that the employers and the workers have class interests in common.  But within the inherently exploitive wage-system, exploiters and producers have no class interests in common: Buyers do not have interests in common with sellers when they come to the marketplace for commodities.  Anti-colonialist nationalism has been and is the struggle of nascent ruling classes to cement their sovereign rule over the producing classes of workers and peasants through the establishment of a political State.  While the establishment of a capitalist political State may liberate the bourgeois from domination by monarchists or faraway colonial ruling classes, it does nothing, in terms of promoting the emancipation of the workers from wage-slavery.  

"The emancipation of the working class must be the act of the workers themselves"   This was the principle on which the First International was based.  That principle is as true now as it was then.  The wage-system existed then and it exists now, even within political States labeled, 'socialist'.  

In order to emancipate themselves, the workers will have to abandon contemporary leftist mythologies concerning 'progressive nationalism', 'boring from within' the pro-capitalist trade unions and parties, as well as the absurdly conservative notion of, 'a fair day's wage for a fair day's work.'  Until they do, they will continue to spend their lives, as they spend their money, as wage-slaves, all equal under the law, in their own identities, democratically voting for bourgeois to lead them in government, while competing with each other for approval-votes from employers--because, as bourgeois ideology goes, the only way one can be free is if, some other one is un-free.  C'est la vie under the rule of Capital.    

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Wobbly times number 149



WHAT SOCIALISTS ADVOCATE




"In short, the Communists everywhere support every revolutionary movement against the existing social and political order of things.

"In all these movements, they bring to the front, as the leading question in each, the property question, no matter what its degree of development at the time." Marx and Engels, COMMUNIST MANIFESTO

"At the same time, and quite apart from the general servitude involved in the wages system, the working class ought not to exaggerate to themselves the ultimate working of these everyday struggles. They ought not to forget that they are fighting with effects, but not with the causes of those effects; that they are retarding the downward movement, but not changing its direction; that they are applying palliatives, not curing the malady. They ought, therefore, not to be exclusively absorbed in these unavoidable guerilla fights incessantly springing up from the never ceasing encroachments of capital or changes of the market. They ought to understand that, with all the miseries it imposes upon them, the present system simultaneously engenders the material conditions and the social forms necessary for an economical reconstruction of society. Instead of the conservative motto: “A fair day's wage for a fair day's work!” they ought to inscribe on their banner the revolutionary watchword: “Abolition of the wages system!"" Marx, VALUE, PRICE AND PROFIT

"The Communists disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win." Marx and Engels, COMMUNIST MANIFESTO

"All previous historical movements were movements of minorities, or in the interest of minorities. The proletarian movement is the self-conscious, independent movement of the immense majority, in the interest of the immense majority." Marx and Engels, COMMUNIST MANIFESTO



"With the seizing of the means of production by society production of commodities is done away with, and, simultaneously, the mastery of the product over the producer. Anarchy in social production is replaced by systematic, definite organisation. The struggle for individual existence disappears."  Engels, ANTI-DURHING 



Monday, May 14, 2012

Wobbly times number 148




Long Black and  Flat White


The radio was always tuned to the Italian station at Conca’s.  A barrage of polysyllabic static emanated from the speaker. 

“Sounds like a soccer game?”

“Yayes”, the elder woman said.  “Is Italia?  What would you and the young lady desire this morning?”

“I don’t know.  What do you want Frances?  Hey, look there’s some meat,”I peered into the glassed in counter case, “ looks like good Italian sausage.”

“Yayes.  Is very good.” 

“I think I’ll just have the regular breakfast.” Frances said.

“You want a coffee or something to drink too?” the white haired woman asked.

“Yes.  I’ll have a long black and  a sport drink–one of the Red Bulls.”

I decided, “I’d like to have eggs and toast.”

“What?  You want no meat?”

“No.  I’d rather, just have—some potatoes, perhaps, instead.”

“We don’t have no potatoes, Signore.  How about, I give you extra egg and some pineapple and maybe a fried tomato?”

“Sounds great.” 

“Do you want a coffee or something too.”

“Yes.  I’ll have a flat white and bottle of that orange juice.”

“Ok.  You just go sit down; get your orange juice and Red Bool over there in the cooler and I bring everything else out.”

“Where do you want to sit, Tommy?”

“Here’s good.  Ok?”

“Fine.” 



“Can I get a paper too?”

“But of course, Signore.  That will be $14.50,” bells ringing as she pushed the cash register keys.

“Grazie.”

“Prego, prego, Signore.  Are you Canadian?”

“No; I’m an American.  I’m from San Francisco.”

Frances, her blond streaked hair bobbing, made her way to the cooler then smiling with her sly grin, brought our drinks back to the table.

“Bravo Signore.  Are you here on vacation?”

“Sort of.  I’ll be here for another five months or so.”

“I hope, you will enjoy yourself, Signore.”

“I’m sure. I will.  In fact; I already am.”

The  table itself was situated on the line which separated the light from the dark sections of Conca’s.  The Formica topped tables decorated with lilies, surviving miraculously without water.  In the darker corners of the café, a grey haired woman sat under a  old, framed movie poster depicting a broadly smiling fellow, in a yellow t-shirt with black gloves and a Texaco, gas- station -of- the- 50's kind of hat,  in,“Un Americano in Roma”, a Carlo Ponti production, her eyes glued to the coin operated computer screen as a middle aged man next to her (her son?) prompted her every move on the internet–instructional mode.  On another wall, a poster of James Dean walking down rain splattered streets of New York on the “Bolulevard of Broken Dreams”.   Other wall decorations had Humphrey Bogart, Clark Gable and a chewing gum advertisement for Wrigley’s written in German.  The pin ball machine’s hastily scrawled “Out of Order” sign, still there after weeks of these Sunday morning outings irritated me.

“Scheisse.  I thought, they’d have it fixed by now.”

“What’s that Tommy?”

“The damn pinball machine.  It’s been like that for weeks.”

“No worries, Tommy.  They’ll have it fixed soon,” Frances demurely replied.

Time, is what it was.  Time was going at another, slower speed now.  I was still in hyper-drive, but not “me mates”.  They hadn’t experienced the complete boot up of Silicon Valley ‘Chip Kultur’.  It was “hurry up and wait” there, taken to the nth degree of absurdity.  These people were still in the 60's or even 70's in terms of the killer pace.  I was just glad to be on the edge of the planet; out of the way in Western Australia; a rat out of the race, a winner, transforming himself back into a human.


“Babe; you know what I am?”

“No, what are you Tommy?”  Frances said as she put down the “Sunday Times”. 

“I’m a runaway slave; that’s what.  I’m a runaway slave.”

“That’s fine, Tommy.  Do you want some of the paper?”

“Yeah.  Hand me the sports section, will you, Beautiful?  I’m determined to learn what the hell is going on with this cricket game.  I mean they bounce the ball in front of the plate and all.  A mystery, a complete mystery.”

“Sure thing.” Frances said, as she peered over the business section and handed me the sports.

“Ah Signora.  Here you are.”  Granny Italiana said with a smile as the plate touched gently on the formica –a typical Australian breakfast of: sausage; ham; fried tomato; an egg, cooked sunny side up, plopped onto toasted white bread. 

 After setting Frances’ long black down she presented mine, “And for you Signore–is these ok?  You see; we have here a little pineapple too.  And a one flat white.” 

“I see.  Very good.  Looks great.  Grazie Signora.”

“Prego, Signore, prego.  Enjoy.” And with that she withdrew back into the kitchen; the heat of the recently lit pizza ovens and Italian conversation with another older woman; the two working, as they did every day at Conca’s; preparing  homemade pizza and breakfasts for their incoming retinue.

Stirring two packets of sugar into the thickened milk and then sipping, I relished the un-frothed, cappuccino like quality of my flat white.  As usual, the sunny side up egg had been placed directly on top of my toast.  I deftly moved it off and picked up the partially soggy tan bread in my hand.. 

“Quaint, how they do the egg ON the toast.”

“It’s the Australian way, dear.” Frances replied with her usual blended tone of sarcasm and irony.



 A hot breath of air blew through Conca’s open door. Outside, blinding white brightness splashed over a landscape of dry brown and green suburban lawns.  A Pizza Hut chain restaurant sat kitty corner cross the street, slowly sucking the Conca’s customer base away. A sun of 40 degrees centigrade burned down from a relentlessly clear, blue sky.  A man of about 45, breezed through the door and picked up one of the “Sunday Times” from the pile of those still for sale.  After perusing it for five minutes, he replaced it neatly on the stack, then, sauntered out again.  The grannies remained in the kitchen, oblivious to the man’s commercial violation.  Then the TV came on.  More soccer from bella Italia.  A teen, sans shirt with girlfriend in tow, arrived seeking shelter from the incessant sun.  Frances scooped up the last slab of egg white into her mouth, then fed her caffeine addiction once more with another sip of  Red Bull as the teen and his woman friend shared coke; she clad black on black: black shirt, pants, ankle high boots, rounded with silver studs.  They exited arm in arm  into a blaze of sunshine.

“She must sweat like a stuck pig in that outfit.”

“Excuse me?”  Frances questioned.

“I mean that woman in black.”

“I see.  Yes, she must.  Are you ready to go back now?”

“Yeah.”

“So long, Signoras” I called.

“Oh, you leaving now?”

“Yes.  We’ll be back though.  When do you start making pizzas?”

“We start now.”

“Already?  It’s only 11.”

“All day, ‘till night Signore.”

“Ok then, we’ll be back sometime for pizzas.”  We stepped out into gush of hot wind.

“You want to give me a massage when we get back?” Frances asked.

“Sounds a delightful proposition.” I smiled.

The car was at least 10 degrees hotter.  We hurriedly rolled the windows down; did a U-turn and made our way back down the Albany Highway and finally down King George Street to our upstairs apartment.  Frances took her clothes off and put a towel down over the Turkish rug.  I got the “Exstress” massage oil out of the refrigerator.

“Eureka!”

“What are you talking about now, Tommy?”

“That’s what’s written on the side of the oil bottle.  Advert gimmick.”

“Hmm.  You want to do the front or back first?”

“Front.”

“Ok, start with the top.”


I massaged her from her top, just below her chin, to the to bottom of her feet.  She turned over and I started immediately in the middle.

“WHAT ARE YA DOIN’.  GIVE ME...YOU GET OUT HERE.  GO!  GET OUT OF HERE!”

“Sounds like it’s coming from the next building.  Those people are always fighting.”

“Yeah.”  Frances said. 

Neither of us, I think, wanted especially to do anything or find anything out about what the cretins around us were doing, yet again.  It seemed like harmless lovers’ spats broke out between couples all the time in our neighbourhood–“Leetal Napoli”, I liked to call it.   But the noises persisted and began to sound a bit closer.  So, I reluctantly got up and peered out the small bathroom window, conveniently located head high.  Nothing to be seen across to the neighbours.  And as I listened more carefully, I determined that the disturbance seemed to be located within our own complex.

“What are you doing, Tommy?  Come back here and finish.”

“I don’t know, Frances.  It’s beginning to sound a bit weird.  Maybe, I better check outside.”

“Are you sure, Tommy?  Could be dangerous.”

The disturbance was getting louder now.  It seemed to have broken out of doors downstairs.

“I’m going down,” I said as I put my trousers back on.

“You be careful, Tommy.”

“Don’t worry.  Remember, we’ve been taking martial arts at Muay Thai.”

“Stop joking, Tommy.”

“Ok, no worries, Frances.” I said with mock confidence.

So, I proceeded outside the front screen door and down the cement stairs.  When I peered over the railing I saw.

“Give mih back ma knife.”  Scotty, our seventy year old downstairs neighbour was saying to a hefty black woman in her late thirties with a long kitchen dagger in her right hand, as they both lurched out of his apartment door; she moving backwards and he approaching her, hands up, with his absurdly demanding appeal.  The knife was in stabbing position.  That it to say, it was being held in her fist with the blade pointing downwards, ready to deliver the fatal blow.

“You get him away from me,” she said.



Then, I noticed the him, she was talking about, a short, puffy eyed black man, in his forties, I estimated.  He made gestures and grunting sounds then, he looked at me in partial shock and partial fear, whether of me or the knife wielding woman or both, I couldn’t ascertain.  He dropped  his half-filled  litre of Emu Bitter in the dead grass near the wall of Scotty’s apartment.

“Get AWAY FROM ME!” she screamed.  And the black man loped off, away and towards the nearby sidewalk, looking furtively over his shoulder as she continued to stare menacingly in his direction, then whirling back towards Scotty who repeated, “ I want ma knife back.”

“Scotty!”  I shouted.  “It’ ok.  Let her have the knife.”

She turned and noticed me then, breaking down in tears, “You call the police!  Call them!  Tell them to make him stop bothering me.  You do that now.  Do it now!”

“Ok, ok”, I said.  And I ran upstairs to phone.

“What’s the number of the police, Frances?  Do you have like a universal number here or something?”

“I don’t know.” she said.

“I’ll look them up in the phone book.  Lets see, yes, here,  police services.”

I pushed the numbers in and waited.

“Police or Fire or some other emergency.  How shall I direct your call?”  the voice at the other end of the line calmly asked.

“Hello.  This is police service.  What is the nature of the problem?”

“I’m an American.  I don’t know whether I’ve got the right number or not.  I haven’t been in Perth very long.  But the situation is that there’s a woman with a knife downstairs and she’s waving it around rather threateningly.  An old guy lives downstairs and he’s asking for his knife back.  And then there was this other guy...”

“Sir?”

“Yes?”

“Where do you live, sir?”

“I live at unit ten, 20 King George Street in Victoria Park.”

“What is the apartment number where the disturbance is taking place.?”

“It’s right below this one.  I ‘m not sure of correct number.  Do you want me to go down and look?”

“No.  That’s quite all right, Sir.  And your phone number?”


“9366-77, let’s see.  I’ve got it here somewhere.”

“9366-789 is it?”

“Yes, that’s it.  How did you know?”

“We’ll be sending someone right out.  Thank-you, Sir.”

 
By this time, Frances had put some clothes on and had  gone out to the balcony to check on the action outside.

“The woman is leaving now.” she said over her shoulder looking back through the screen door at me. “ She’s going down the sidewalk.”

  “ I hope the police don’t hang around all day.” I replied.  “ If it was the States, they’d be here for hours filling out reports and getting statements.” 

“Well, here they are, Tommy.  Quick enough for you?”

The cops came towards the apartment complex and knocked on door below our apartment. 

“Oh no.  It’s not that one,” I said out loud..  “They’re at the wrong apartment.” 

“Here they come upstairs.” Frances observed.

“Ah yes.  I’m the guy who phoned.  It’s apartment one, just down there.”

“What was happening?”  the cop asked as he looked at his partner. 

“Well, there was this guy down there, leaving.  I think that’s his beer bottle down there next to the building.”  I said in a rapid, nervous voice as I went out on the balcony and pointed  towards the Emu Bitter container.  “There’s an older guy who lives down in the apartment.  We heard loud noises coming from down there and so I went out to see what was happening.  When I did, I saw this woman with a knife coming out of the old guy’s apartment.  He was following her and then there was the other guy who sort of took off when he saw me.”

“They were aboriginals.”  Frances stated flatly.

The cops looked at each other, “We’ll go check now.  Thanks for your help.”

They went downstairs to Scotty’s door and knocked.  We heard their muffled voices, speaking with Scotty.  A motorcycle cop drove up outside as well.  And then, all three took off in their vehicles.




I decided to go back downstairs then. Scotty came out, when I did, “Ah, they tahride to steal ma mooney.  They always want that, they do. But I fooled ‘em.  They only got ten dollars from the table.  But Ah  fooled ‘em.”  And he pulled a wad of bills from the back of his shorts.  Scotty always wore shorts, his ultra tan spindly legs forever exposed to the West Australian sun.  “Yes, Ah fooled ‘em.” he said again and chuckled, continuing to wave his money in the air. “They didn’t want ma new toaster.  Hah, they didn’t want anything else.  Just mooney.  I knew them from my old apartment.  Yes, they used to come around there too.  He’s deaf, you know.  Can’t talk.  Oh, she always wants mooney.”

“Did you used to give them money?”

“Ah yes, I gave here some mooney.  Yes, they used to live next doohr to me in Perth before.  I used to live there, ya know.  Right down in the City.  Then that company came and mooved us ahll out.  They tore the building down, don’t ya know.  Made us ahll move out.”

“I see,” I said.  “Well, I guess, I’ll go back upstairs now.  Good that you’re ok.  You know, you should have just let her have that knife.”

“That was ma knife.”

“Yeah, I know.  Anyway, I’ll see you later.”  I said, trying now to escape back upstairs to Frances, massage and the good life, once again.

Noticing my intent, Scotty quickly turned the subject around, “Me brand new toaster won’t work; won’t plug in.  Me sister sent it.  Brand new and it won’t plug in.  Fooking Australians.  Maybe you can make it work, Tommy.  Won’t ya come in for minute and take a look.”


Why he thought, I could fix anything was beyond me.  But I agreed, “Ok, sure,” I said.

Scotty’s  place smelled a  musty mix of sour air.  It was sparsely furnished: a small TV; a couple of plastic chairs; a well worn couch; lamp with a frayed shade.   Clearly his brand new, shiny white toaster would be one of his few luxuries--quite possibly, his only one.  He handed it to me with great care..

“Looks like they moved the refrigerator.”  I observed as I took the toaster in hand.

“Oh yes.  There was a commotion, ah what a commotion.  They moved me fridge; thought they’d find mooney there behind it.  But, I fooled ‘em.  They only took $20.”  And he pulled the fat wad of bills from his back pocket once again, shaking them in my direction.

“So you actually knew these people before?”  I queried.

“Ah yes.  They used to live next to me in the City.  They’d come over and talk.  Sheah would talk. We watched TV.  I tried to keep here inside this time.  I went to the door and closed it and said, ‘Now you can’t leave.’ But I forgot,” he laughed and hit his forehead with his hand, “ it only lowcks from the outside.  She got right out.  Took me knife as well.”



“Here’s the problem,” I said as I removed the plastic shipping covers from the prongs of the toaster’s electrical plug.  “No wonder you couldn’t get it into the electrical socket.  The plug’s still got this thing on it.”

I plugged it in and pushed the toast lever down.  As the internal wires turned orange, he said, “Oh, oh, thank-ya.  Thank-ya.  Me eyes aren’t too good, don’t yah know.”

I looked at his eyes more closely this time.  His searching, grateful gaze came through  pale blue colour, clouded by a greyish haze.  Perhaps cataracts; perhaps glaucoma, I couldn’t tell.  It was obvious though that his sight was pretty severely impaired. 

“Won’t you stay and have some beer,” he offered. 

I saw, he was drinking Emu Bitter from litre sized bottles.

“Not right now, Scotty. It’s a bit early for me.  Besides, Frances is waiting for me upstairs.  Maybe later, huh.”

“Oh, oh, thanks for fixin’ me toaster.  It’s brand new, yah know. Me sister sent it to me.  They didn’t take it.  They didn’t want anything but some mooney.”